Skip navigation! Story from Health. There's no shortage of companiesmedia outlets and thoughtless individuals with something to say about what makes a "normal" or "perfect" vagina.
Around the same time we learn adults occasionally bury their heads in each other's crotches for pleasure, young girls are also taught that our vaginas are basically disgusting flesh swamps that require an enormous amount of maintenance, lest our partners take one look at them and pass out in horror. We are instructed to shear our muffs, stuff expensive rocks up our vaginasand eat foods that will supposedly make our cum taste like dessert. One of the most common pieces of advice for achieving a scrumptious vag — proffered breathlessly in women's magazines, at happy hours, and in the back of crowded school buses — is to consume vast quantities of pineapple.
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While there are no valid scientific studies on how to change the taste of your vaginait certainly doesn't stop people from speculating. The rumors are legion: Does garlic make it taste strange? What about asparagus, probably the most well-known pee odor-changer out there?