She rubs the scanning thing on my balls. Instant boner. In my defense, she is really good-looking.
In some places they're super useful, such as the bedroom, or an airplane bathroom. But they've also been known to show up in decidedly inconvenient and unsexy places, with little more than a light brush or a rumbling car setting you on a path to awkward, unwanted engorgement. No one wants a sudden pocket rocket to cause ignorant, wandering eyes to view them as some kind of pervert.
Every single man on this planet has at least one awkward erection story. Whether they are the by product of raging hormones in your teen years, doing Kegels because you wanted harder erections or because you stopped watching porn and have a stockpile of sexual energy constantly. We all know the ultimate awkward erection stories involve family members while the second place goes to ones involving crushes, third to public erections.
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Methodology: Discretely grab your member and position it so that is faces upward, parallel to the direction of your body, ideally under a belt. Risks: There is still a minor bulge, and if your shirt is not long enough, something might pop out. Methodology: Reach deep into your pocket like your keys are stuck down there, and grab that boner instead.
Erections are a normal, healthy body function. Read on to learn how to stop and avoid an unwanted erection, plus more about this normal body function. The following are some things you can do to help stop an erection.
It takes a long time to master the skill of boner hiding. The next suggestion I have is the classic book cover. Another thing to try is to kneel down and fiddle with your show.
Some of you will be horrified that I can gain so much pleasure from something which, for you, is embarrassing and uncomfortable. I like it when you get public erections. I like to watch the fabric stretching as your eyes wander around, trying to settle on something — anything — you can concentrate on to make this go away. I like to whisper inappropriate words to you across the table at dinner, encouraging you to grow hot and bothered.